Jun 5, 2008

Funny Celebrity Weddings

Celebrity weddings - we love to know what they wore, what they ate, and even better - did they get drunk, trip over their feet and fall face first into the espresso-soaked sponge cake layered with creamy hazelnut chocolate mousse?  Maybe not, but some of your favorites have quirky ideas and here are some of their very funny celebrity wedding moments. Some of these marriages didn't stand a chance - that's you Britney - and some of these couples are committed as the day they exchanged vows.  Let's just hope that includes America's sweetheart, Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder.

Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa

When asked where the daytime television stars Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa
were married, she reportedly answered “Chapel of Cheese.”
(Chapel of the Bells was too hard to remember.)

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills

Geoff Baker, McCartney’s publicist said at the time, “Overcome by the emotion,
she briefly faltered and wept while saying her vows.”
Honestly, Paul, what a bad omen.

HRH Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip

During the reception the swashbuckling prince dazzled his royal bride by slicing into their
four-tiered wedding cake with his ceremonial sword. He must have made his mark
because they’re still together after 60 years.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Generous to a fault, wedding favors from Brit and Kevin included a pair of Nike shoelaces.
 If you go to WikiAnswers.com and ask how much money does Britney Spears have,
the answer is "too much.”

Still unaware of her good fortune, Britney tries to get more mileage
out of one of her wedding dresses by wearing it again shopping for new cars.

Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer

This wedding included an Aboriginal fertility blessing by a local shaman.
It must have worked because their first child was born 8 1/2 months later. 

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann

Pink was the signature color of her mother, the blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield,
and so she chose a subtle shade of pink for her Carolina Herrera gown.
She also tucked a locket
containing the smiling portrait of her mother
tucked into the folds of her dress.

Jayne Mansfield and Mickey Hargitay

According to legend, while Jayne was taking in one of Mae West’s shows, she spotted Mickey Hargitay, a Hungarian bodybuilder, at the back of the stage. When the waiter came
to take Jayne’s order she said, “Ill have a steak and that man on the right…”

Julia Roberts and Danny Moder

This Oscar winning actress celebrated her Fourth of July wedding to photographer Danny Moder by serving hot dogs, hamburgers and corn on the cob. Even though she makes $20 million per picture, she’s happier with a picnic than a parade.

Adam Sandler and Jackie Titone

Meatball, the comedian’s pet bulldog, acting as ring bearer, wore a tuxedo and yarmulke
and carried the couple’s platinum wedding rings on his back.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

This couple exchanged vows at St. Paul’s Covent Garden
and escorted their wedding guests to the reception
on double decker buses.

Funniest Celebrity Wedding Moment

Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Arden

Ozzy married his manager’s daughter, Sharon Arden, on a beach in Hawaii in 1982.
Reportedly he was sporting fake fangs, chewed on the bride’s neck
and serenaded her with "Fangs for the Memories.”