Ashley and Robert. Whoever they are, they know a good deal when they see it. If Robert remembers to do a few loads now and then, doesn’t pick his nose or scratch his balls in public, he stands a fair chance of being married to Ashley until 2061. And even though he develops a receding hairline that’s okay (unless he tells everyone from the guy at Home Depot to the girl at Kentucky Fried Chicken), he can admire his heart shaped wedding topper every year, for fifty fun-filled anniversaries, sitting on top of his favorite coconut cake with chocolate cream cheese icing.
